Overasked

Your ChatGPT year in review, with the parts ChatGPT left out.

An honest picture of your chat addiction. Takes about 30 seconds. No account, no download, nothing leaves this tab.

Someone else's year, for example. Yours is below.

Quick roast about 30 seconds, based on what ChatGPT can remember

Copy the promptOr open ChatGPT with it already typed in.

See the prompt

Send it, then copy ChatGPT's whole answerIt goes back through your year, counts how many times you said please, and prepares its remarks.

Paste the evidence here

The cards above belong to a made-up person with a made-up year. Three steps and they're yours.

Bring receipts think ChatGPT lowballed your problem? Use your real export and we'll count everything.

Drop your ChatGPT or Claude export here conversations.json or the whole .zip. It's read here in your browser and never uploaded; the only outside requests this page makes are for fonts and a zip-reading library.

ChatGPT: Settings → Data controls → Export data (a link arrives by email). Claude: Settings → Privacy → Export data.

How we counted, and other fine print

Not affiliated with OpenAI. Their "Your Year with ChatGPT" is lovely and says nothing about your 2am mole questions. This one does.

Quick roast numbers are ChatGPT's own estimates and every card says so. Receipts numbers come from your export: minutes are the time between the first and last message of each chat (at least one minute, at most two hours). Water and energy are estimates: published figures for one AI reply run from about 0.3 mL to 50 mL of water and around 0.3 Wh of electricity, so the card shows a range.

Sorting chats into buckets uses ChatGPT's own sorting in quick mode and a built-in word list for exports. Your last result is kept in this browser only, so you can come back to it. Saved PNGs are 1080×1920, ready for a story.